THE LAUNCH DID NOT GO AS PLANNED.
FLYINGELON $FERROADSTER
Houston, We Have an Elon.
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01 / THE ORIGIN STORYEXPECTATIONS ≠ REALITY
ARCHIVE / LAUNCH NIGHT● IT'S HIM.
THE ROADSTER
WAS HIM
ALL ALONG.
Elon promised to send a Roadster flying. After years of delays, he finally found a solution: launch himself instead.
Now his giant head is flying through the sky, leaving clouds of smoke behind while Tesla engineers desperately try to figure out how to land him.
Nobody knows where he's going.
Elon doesn't either.
Elon ditched the Roadster and became the Roadster. One giant flying head, powered by pure rocket fumes and questionable engineering.
02 / MISSION CONTROLABSOLUTELY NOT UNDER CONTROL
WHERE IS
HE GOING?
We built a control panel.
He has ignored every button so far.
LIVE FEED* / SOMEWHERE UP THERE
$FER ↗
↑ NOT TO SCALE. NOT EVEN CLOSE.TRACKING: VIBES
FLIGHT STATUSSUCCESSFULLY LOST
NAVIGATION SYSTEMTRUST ME, BRO
ENGINEERING TEAMENGINEERS ARE STILL CRYING
> FLIGHT LOGRoadster not found. Elon found. Proceeding anyway.
* FICTIONAL MISSION DATA. REAL QUESTIONABLE ENGINEERING.
ONE HEAD. ZERO FLIGHT PLAN.
READY FOR
TAKEOFF?
Houston, We Have an Elon.
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